Here are some jokes. 
Why don't you memorize them
and tell them to your friends!!

Q:  What has a head, a foot, but no arms?
A:  A bed! 

Q:  What has 4 wheels and flys?
A:  A garbage truck!

Q:  Why did the clock get sick?
A:  It was run down.

Q:  Why don't sharks eat clowns?
A:  Because they taste funny.

Q:  Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A:  He didn't have the guts.

Q:  How did the farmer fix his jeans?
A:  With a cabbage patch!

Q:  Why did the child study in the airplane?
A:  She wanted a higher education.

Q:  What's the difference between a TV and a
      newspaper?
A:  Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?  LOL

Q:  What is the best day to go to the beach?
A:  Sunday, of course!

Q:  What starts with a "P", ends with an "E" and has
      a million letters in it?
A:  A post office.

KNOCK KNOCK JOKES

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Wooden.

Wooden who?

Wooden you like to know.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

General Lee.

General Lee who?

General Lee I don't mind school lunches.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Pizza.

Pizza who?

Pizza cake would be great right now.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Tank.

Tank who?

You're welcome.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Who.

Who who?

Bad echo in here, isn't there?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Cows.

Cows who?

Cows go "moo" not "who".

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Tuna fish.

Tuna fish who?

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Eyes.

Eyes who?

Eyes got loads more knock knock jokes for you.

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